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Hi!

 

Tom Woods here.  I’d like to invite you to come along with us on the Tom Woods Cruise  — August 22 - 29, 2026 — for a week of camraderie, conversation, and nonstop fun and hilarity.

 

We're sailing aboard Holland America Line's newly refurbished msZuiderdam cruising the New England and Canadian coastlines with a journey down the St. Laurence River.  The cruise starts in Boston and journeys to Portland, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Sydney, Charlottetown.  After a cruise through Gulf of St. Laurence and a trip down the river, the msZuiderdam makes its final port of call in Quebec City.

Cruisers can expect to enjoy:

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  • Large-scale games, hosted by me, that have everyone in stitches -- and this year, the winners will walk away with $$$.

  • No boring lectures on the Nonaggression Principle -- instead, great talks from Scott Horton, Clint Russell, and me.

  • An exclusive performance just for us by world-class magician Doc Dixon: not only did he fool Penn & Teller on their Fool Us TV show, but he also sawed me in half at my 2000th episode!

  • For the wives/girlfriends: we'll have a special "My Husband/Boyfriend Is a Libertarian/Conservative/Right-Winger" group in case the ladies would rather have fun together. (I know it's possible for it to be the other way around -- the wife is the dissident and the husband isn't -- but that's fairly rare in our experience.)

  • Delicious dinners with friends you haven't met yet, and our speakers (like Scott Horton and me) will rotate from table to table each night.

  • Exciting excursions on shore with me.

  • Normal people, and normality, 24/7.

  • Lifelong friendships: I have people who have been sailing with me for nearly ten years, and they've made friends they remain close with to this day.

  • Our special gatherings for night owls (like Scott Horton, who will talk your ear off all night).

  • Plenty of free time!

  • Our hilarious pitch contest, with the grand prize a free cruise.

  • And plenty more! Too much to list!

 

One passenger last time, a name you probably know, said: "This was one of the best weeks of my life.”

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I hope to see you on board,

Tom

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P.S. And on the cruise you'll get the opportunity to meet Baby Woods, the 6th addition to the Woods tribe!

Join Tom Woods for the
best week of the year!

This video contains footage from the last Tom Woods Cruise,
as well as some additional footage from previous cruises with Tom.

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